Garbo held on for an hour-and-a-half before doing wee-wee in a Melbourne laneway … Council plod nabs bin-man while passing water … Garbage contractor worried about reputation … Is street-side relief grounds for dismissal? … Fair Work Commission to the rescue … Justin Pen unbuttons the story 

Massive amounts of character evidence failed to help Howard Hilton regain admission … Previous corrupt conduct would blight the legal profession’s glow of honesty … Readmission refused 30 years after being struck-off … Insufficient evidence as to a change in character … Andrew Bell reports 

People ride to the rescue of the judges … Global company cancels advertising with The Daily Mail after its attacks on the judiciary … Politicians too scared of the media to wade into furore on behalf of the judiciary … Corporates urged not to do business with “hate media”  

Federal Court’s glorified personnel manager gets inspiration from Qantas CEO Alan Joyce … Or maybe Alan Joyce anticipated almost the same words to be used in a memo to court staff … Copyright issue looms 

Megan Latham faces the sack … Government and Labor in NSW agree on a new ICAC with three commissioners … Public hearings at risk … Vetting of appointments by Coalition … Farewell Inspector Dave … Bringing corruption investigations under political control 

George Brandis’ house of horrors … Loopholes on display at Supreme Court … Roddy Meagher’s old floral shirt for sale … Wither Vixit … Fusion of privacy and information functions … Bursting into song at the Federal Court 

High levels of groping and sexual harassment in the legal caper … Female lawyers speak out in public about their experiences … “Go to my chambers, take off your clothes and wait for me” … Protected species … Clarence Thomas … SA District Court judge … Randy law firm seniors … Ginger Snatch reports 

Tony Mason, Bob Ellicott, Gavan Griffith, David Bennett and Stephen Gageler shoot the breeze with Assoc Prof Gabrielle Appleby … Life in the solicitor general lane … Coping with mad attorneys general … Odds on favourites to replace Justin Gleeson